It all started back in October when I noticed there was a pack of wolves, or massive coyotes, or a hybrid of both, living in my yard at night. Sometimes, they howl, or other times I will look out my window and two of them will be ravaging some sort of carcass. So over time, my apartment became "The Wolf Den." There are five wolves known to the pack in my yard. I have obviously named them...I mean really, why wouldn't I.
First, there is Jacob, the alpha, obviously named after Jacob from Twilight. He pretty much oversees all that happens at The Wolf Den and is always there for his kin whenever they need him. He keeps the wolf pack together and makes sure everything is distributed evenly. if there is a problem, go to Jacob. I am Jacob.
Second, there is Nanuk, the beta, the next in line to run the pack if and when Jacob is not up for such tasks. Although, Nanuk is a wonderful and caring wolf of sorts, he is still aggressive and ready to snap at a threat. This is Paige.
Third, there is Anubis, the baby wolf with a big heart. He is adorable and cuddly and shows love to all who are in the pack. He believes in the good in everyone, but the downfall is when someone lets him down, that's when he will attack. This is Chelsea.
Fourth, there is Achilles, the packs silliest wolf. He likes to joke around and play fight with the rest of the pack. We use Achilles for his social skills, for everyone loves Achilles. This Is Nicole.
Fifth, last but not least, there is Hrothgar. Hrothgar is the eldest of the pack and frequently missing. He has a cataract and is usually the one that worries the most about the well-being of the pack. He is pretty much a wolf of wisdom as well. This is Kaitie.
These are the five closest girl friends I have hear. Our Wolf Den meetings consist of drinking wine, dancing to Ke$ha, eating keebler elf cookies and other junk. We usually end up talking about penises and boobs...as per usual.
I mentioned that I am currently in a relationship with someone. Well, his name is Brennen, he is a giant, arian man. I like him, I'll keep him. He is a big teddy bear pretty much. He is hilarious and jolly. He is like a hot santa claus, maybe? Either way, I'm into him. I finally found somebody worth it instead of guessing if this boy, or that boy thinks I'm hot. No games, it's just easy.
As for my friends from home, Marisa is embracing her new found beauty and experimenting with being a slut. I am so proud of her it makes me puke. Garrett has found himself happy at the Naval Academy but also found himself a new attitude of being a massive douchebag to anyone and everyone around him and he knows it but he does not really care, so there really isn't any way to get through to him.
When he comes home, he is the fun, wonderful, caring Garrett that I love to be with, but then when he goes back he turns into a massive dickweed. I guess I have to love him unconditionally as I said I would. I love him, but that does not mean I have to like him all the time. Merri is still in love wit her boy Brandon and Zoe found herself in the arms of a boy she has likes for over a year. His name is Doug. He is cool I guess.
I love living on my own. I really do. I like coming to to a serene apartment on the lake. I think the only company I do miss on a constant basis is my sister Andrea. We are so alike in every way that we don't bother each other even when we are constantly around. I just wish she would come and visit more. I do feel isolated out here all by myself and I don't know anybody up here well enough to fully and 100% depend on them. I guess you can never really find that in someone you are not related to. I still try to find it though.
Well, I am sick as a dog with a cold/fever that won't quit so I'm going to go Mucinex myself until I taste blood.
Oh btw, I'm the She-wolf in the closet.
